Women Have Greater Potential for Bisexuality Than Men

If you've ever witnessed two straight chicks deciding to lick each other's tonsils after a couple of lemondrop shots, you know that women are generally more flexible in their sexuality than men.

Now smutty, smutty science is backing up the theory that all women are a little bisexual. Dr. Meredith Chivers recently published the results of a study in which she showed people video clips of naked men and women in various sexual and nonsexual situations and measured their genital arousal with a machine called a photoplethysmograph.

Turns out that straight women are more aroused by watching a woman masturbate than by watching a naked guy just kind of standing around. Better yet were vids of couples gettin' it on -- women with women, men with men or men with women.

"Women physically don't seem to differentiate between genders in their sex responses," Chivers said. "For heterosexual women, gender didn't matter. They responded to the level of activity."
While this doesn't necessarily mean you'll be able to talk your girlfriend into a f-m-f threesome, we recommend you try wearing a lab coat and throwing out words like "photoplethysmograph" in an attempt to confuse her into saying yes.